inthefallofasparrow:

woolandflax:

woolandflax:

woolandflax:

Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me

My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten

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clownblood:

made some progress on my tv window painting from over a year and 2 apartments ago. same toys same books just shuffled around. nothing really changes

cy-lindric:

She

haleyincarnate:

Quote by Richard Siken

s1lkvoid:

s1lkvoid:

just broke up

fuck him

kadekuro:

roadrunnerposting:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

an ice cold beer topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. lying on top of the ice cream foam is a salted peanut. this is the angel. around him are sprinkles (his tears). this is “the angel’s lament”, my new cocktail

Sure, why not. ‘Angels lament’

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obscure-entity:

i like the genre of animal photos where you can tell they just dipped their face into a carcass and they dont even care (artistic interpretation)

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karvetu:

karvetu:

Everything so funny when you’re with your most beloved friends

Happiness disease

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tricktster:

i just want you all to know that when i was leaving my boyfriend’s house this morning he insisted on carrying my duffle and putting it in the trunk and then opening my driver’s door for me because he knows i am not accustomed to chivalry and it totally throws me for a loop every time

and then when I said my goodbyes and got in the car and closed the door he acted like he was trying to kiss me through the closed window because he’s categorically cute as hell but little did he know that thing is absolutely coated in RainX Brand Water Repellent and probably also bird shit

so in practice he did a little window smooch and then 90 seconds of chemically induced gags and grossed out about to vomit faces and I think that is very romantic and sexy of him